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Ah, youth.
Ah, statute of
limitations.
--John Waters
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Hell
Louise's Guide
In
1503, Hell
Louise Melencolia Van Gelt recognized the vast amount of natural cures
the MacThoy possessed and their inability to use it
was due to the debauches of the family. She resolved to put the
knowledge into type, and prevent her family and
descendents from having to reinvent the wheel every time
someone took ill.
She
was the first of what was to become a long line of
"Hell Louises" which took on the form of a title
of the keeper of this knowledge. Most of this
information has been kept within the Clan for
centuries.
(It is only by special agreement with its sister
organization, the
Hell Louise Circle that the Clan
MacThoy Society is able to present this
information. For that the Society would like to
thank the Circle for their assistance in compiling
this information.)
Hell
Louise Immuta MacThoy is perhaps the most prolific of
the Hell Louises. It is from her correspondence with
Groovella (II)
that most of the information provided herein was gleaned.
Another equally busy scribe was
Groovella (I).
(Most of the
references presented here are purely for
historical use as the editors would never
recommend the Reader attempt these activities
on their own.)
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Fear ye not the
serpent. Though it may threaten and cajole, mastery of it
guarantees a maiden shall receive her heart's desire.
Proverbials 8:15
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Hangovers
are not caused by drunkenness but rather by sobriety. --Widow
Oscar
MacThoy
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A clean house is a thing of Beauty. Both a refuge against the
World and a sanctuary for the Spirit. Be sure to visit one regularly.
--Hell Louise Collection
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