Oh Lord, deliver me from dust and grime, that I may bask in
your lemony freshness forever more.
--Hell Louise Collection
The Hell Louise Circle
The Hell Louise Circle is an organization shrouded in
secrecy which meets nowadays on an annual basis.
The first mention of the Circle an entity is in the
early 1600s following the death of
Louise Van Gelt to preserve her collection of
natural cures. These were compiled in the
Hell Louise Guide.
Louise Circle is believed to be a variant on the
Widow's Circle an organization which appeared in its
first incarnation in the
following century, the organization would become a
corporation and active in many diverse areas
including collaborating with the
Clerics of Luv in
the operation of an
The Circle did have
run-in with the House for Un-American Activities Committee.
It marks the one and only time in the Circle's
history that they were prominently involved in politics.