Proverbs 3:6  Eat thou not of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou his dainty meats; eat and drink, saith he to thee; but his heart is not with thee. The morsel which thou hast eaten shalt thou vomit up, and lose thy sweet words.



MacThoy researchers find that Hell Louise lists a variety of different forms of contraception but that her texts never favor one method over the other with the possible exception of the Roman device of a goats' bladder.

Often many strange mixtures were employed.  Some were designed to contract the uterine opening.  Wool sponges were soaked with a gummy substance or with an astringent.  Several tried screaming at their men to encourage coitus interruptus.  Jumping up and down after coitus was also used.


Cads often suggest that a small hammer was used, citing period artwork as evidence which depicted Widows with a hammer hanging from their belts.  Studies of these referenced friezes have revealed them to not be hammer but a rolling pin.

Another technique was that of surrounding a woman with monks.  This was a hit and miss proposition at best as it was difficult to distinguish monks from the Clerics of Luv.

It is in light of this difficult matter that the Hell Louise Circle joined forces with the Clerics of Luv to handle the care and raising of MacThoy children, the Society.  It was known to the outside world as the Orphan Society, though this description was not strictly accurate.

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