MacThoy Santa

A myth that originates here when the cyber elder of the MacThoy clan (who really does exist) flies into town with his matching team of aerial acrobatic armadillos (all the way from Texas) and visits all the way-too big, disobedient MacThoy children.


Merrily he delivers copious amounts of little airline liquor bottles (preferably with seal intact) wrapped in cheerful holiday colors and promises another year of mischief and missed convictions for felonies none of us really deserved to be accused of anyhow.

Details supplied by the Widow Kali Mari

This story was originally thought to be the antecedent of the One but recent work by MacThoy scholars has disproved that theory.--ed

Last modified: October 01, 2005

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