Thorgrim
Looseeker MacThoy
?
- 1175 A.D.
Serving
as Bo' sun's mate on a cargo ship returning home from the
Crusades, Looseeker did his part in the caskette confidence
operation. (See Crusades.)
Due
to the failure of this scheme the Clan found themselves
enduring the longest known sobriety in their
history,
the Boston Tea Party coming in a
close second.
Fortunately one of the few things
the Clan
prides itself on is persevering through difficulty.
In
a detox induced fever, Looseeker, grabbed a belaying pin and descended below decks
to "Tap the Admiral," knowing the kegs
contained not only wine but warlords
homeward bound for internment.
This
act ended the drought and also gave rise to the MacThoy
variation of "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
which was "just pretend it's an ice cube."
Like lemmings over a cliff, the rest of the crew followed his lead.
(How they
managed to evade prosecution is not known. "Tapping
the Admiral" is to put a quill in a wine or
brandy barrel and have a drink at the King's
expense."--the ed.)
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