Foinah
Jameson
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"She said that to me last night?
Well, what did I say?" |
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Tablero
Rating:
Untested but cunning. Watch yer
arse! |
Favorite
Drink:
Uische baitha. . .
the water of life |
Theme
Song:
Born Free or
The Ballad of Iorek Biorsen--The Armored Bear of Svalbard |
Favorite
Sport:
Drinking, enemy head soccer |
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Powers:
metabolize whiskey into water upon
consumption. Many a foe has fallen from this power. .
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Weakness:
love of a truly righteous man. . .
yeah right! Sparkly things. |
Defamations:
Foinah the Wicked, Bear tackler,
boiler of children, Shnerfler Mistress of pleasure and doom,
Bare-breasted warrior, Priestess of Nöki
Nöki, Foi, MacThoy, and finally Chief cook and bottle washer of
Inebria Keep.....
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| Noteworthy
Actions: Repelled the apes at
Banmacbhonnabie, shat circles around Sir Pennimore of Uptonshire,
ghost wrote the articles of rebellion for the colonies, pinched
sixteen quinced from the Baron of Wald's campaign tent and out
drank ten strapping McGurns without their being any wiser.
Oh, yeah. She also owns Ireland. |
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