Ah-Pook
the Destroyer
(nee McGurn)
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Tablero
Rating:
Keg Killer |
Favorite
Drink:
Alcohol |
Theme
Song:
Drink by Jazz Butcher
or Laibach's Life is Life |
Favorite
Sport:
Tablero,
Poetry Slam, Hindgrinding |
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Powers:
Sonic Blast, Making
a beer disappear, getting another one & making it disappear
too.
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Weakness:
Yes, Lithesome lads,
She-Who-Must-
Be-Obeyed,
Hoopties |
Defamations:
Clan
Bard, Ah-pook the Destroyed, Ahpookalypse, Shiek of
Queensland,
Master
of Revels |
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| Noteworthy
Actions: Disemboweled an inflatable
sex toy before a cheering crowd. Remarkable lucidity in
moments of sobriety (last notes in 1984 for five minutes in
November), the Martini breakfast, lunch & dinner, not to mention
elvenses, tea, high tea, and the midnight snack; notable patience
with teenagers and hoopties big enough to be patient with them in. |
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Awards: Received the Lame
Ass Award in 2002. |
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