In the well preserved
grave, the remains of an adult male with a
chain mail codpiece was unearthed.
The
detailing and distinctive weave pattern of the cod piece matches
descriptions in the histories kept by the Abbey
of Lost Wages on the Isle of Lude.
"T-bone" has no doubt that this
is the Enchanted Cod Piece given to the original Poonseeker, Arthorgrim
"the Scintillating" Poonseeker, by the
Jade of the Loch.
Legend holds
that the cod piece flawlessly guides the wearer to the "nearest willing wench."
"T-bone" is
applying
for grants to conduct further study with the artifact to authentic it beyond a shadow of a
doubt.
He was last seen
wandering aimlessly through a nursing home.
Artifacts are
taken to Thorgrim Labs for processing,
cataloguing and restoration.
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