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 The
Legend of the
Singlely-teated Wine Cow
Here's one for
you... the story of the Sacred Wine Cow, the bovine that
miraculously gave wine from her single teat.
But fear befell the Clan when her
Blessed Teat ran dry, for then they had to make it to the
market, which was a perilous journey, to acquire another Blessed
Cow... and the market only sold the Cows between 6a.m. and 2a.m.
... and the Macthois, being the sorts they were, usually didn't
drain a Sacred Cow until well after 2a.m. ... damn the WA state
Sacred Cow Laws
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 --details supplied by The
Bootchucker Hisself... Keeper of the dried Wine Cow
Owl is the keeper of the dead wine
cows. She has quite a collection of them, which she inflates and
hangs from the trees around her house on holidays.
--annotations supplied by Killian
Flynn, Laird Apparent |
