Clan Songs

 

Maria, Maria

by Gryphon MacThoy

To the tune (sort of) of "It's Slinky, It's Slinky"

Maria! Maria!
She pickled a kidney or two!
Maria! Maria!
I sang Happy Birthday to you!
 
She likes the girls
and red hairy swirls
And made me some garb that's brand new!
 
She crawls up stairs
and knocks down chairs
and took all her clothing off too
 
Maria! Maria!
She pickled a kidney or two!
Maria! Maria!
I sang Happy Birthday to you!

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