Ghost
Foreskins in the Sky
as told to Og &
Ah-pook MacThoy
by Ulrick Goatbeard
Heeee
Got himself a letter
A letter he did read (he did read, he did read)
His balls began to fester
and his cock began to bleed (began to bleed, began to bleed)
Chorus
With his blood-red kidney wiper
and his balls the size of trees
and a yard and a half of foreskin (foreskin, foreskin)
hanging down between his knees (between his knees, between his knees)
Heeee
Mounted up his charger
His charger he did ride (he did ride, he did ride)
His balls on the one side
his cock the other side (the other side, the other side)
(Chorus)
Heeee
Rode up to the castle
He Rode up to the wall (to the wall, to the wall)
MY GOD! screamed the butler
He's come to Fuck us all (fuck us all, fuck us all)
Welllll
He fucked them in the bailey,
He fucked them in the hall (in the hall, in the hall)
but when he fucked the butler
t'was the funniest fuck of all (fuck of all, fuck of all)
(chorus)
Some say he went to heaven (bah dah bum)
Some say he went to Hell (went to hell, went to hell)
I say he fucked the Devil
I say he fucked him well (fucked him well, fucked him well)
(chorus)
Yippie Kai Yea....
Yippie Kai Yo......
Ghost foreskins in the sky (in the sky, in the sky)
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