The
Birthday Dirge
Chorus
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Hunger,
Famine and despair
People dying everywhere
(Chorus)
Now Youve
reached the age you are
Your demise can not be far.
(Chorus)
May the cities
in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake,
0r
May the candles on your cake
burn like cities in your wake
(Chorus)
Let the Women
Wail and Weep
Kill them all, But save the Sheep
Or
Burn the castle, storm the keep
Kill the women, save the sheep.
(Chorus)
We love
children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
(Chorus)
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Some other
common verses.
Your servants steal,
your wife's untrue,
Your children plot to murder you,
(Chorus)
So far Death you have
bypassed
Don't look back, she's gaining fast
(Chorus)
May your deeds with
sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks,
(Chorus)
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