Baby's
Liquored up
performed by the Beat Farmers
Baby’s liquored up
And she’s talkin to my friends
About this that and nothing
Then she starts it all again.
Head like a powder keg
with hair that’s on fire
She’s looking for a sucker
Lord, she found another buyer.
Stink breath, sun dress
sitting on the bar
Grabbing every butt she sees no matter who you
are
Yelling at the cops
Now she’s going too far
She just blew her lunch in my new car!
(She’s alllllll
liquored up)
My baby’s so liquored up (She’s alllllll
liquored up)
Lord, how’d she get so liquored up? (She’s
alllllll liquored up)
She smiles like a
reptile
And her lips are razor thin.
Her legs are made of Jello
But her voice can rip your skin.
To hide her potty mouth
She hikes her skirt above her head
The whole Seventh Fleet is checking out her
spread.
Foul gas, shot glass
stuck her snout
In everybody’s business,
Don’t care what it’s about.
Rum, gin, anything, now it’s Guinness stout
The whole bar is praying that she finally passes
out!
(She’s alllllll
liquored up)
My baby’s so liquored up (She’s alllllll
liquored up)
She said she’d be the designated driver (She’s
alllllll liquored up)
Look out! Here she comes!
Foul gas, shot glass
stuck her snout
In everybody’s business,
Don’t care what it’s about.
Rum, gin, anything, now it’s Guinness stout
The whole club is praying that she finally
passes out!
(She’s alllllll
liquored up)
My baby’s all liquored up (She’s alllllll
liquored up)
And normally a very nice girl but (She’s
alllllll liquored up)
How how how liquored up (She’s alllllll liquored
up)
Whup whup, I’m out of here! |
