The Play:  A 100 yard dash (??) in which the first individual to get the lazy sot to the finish line wins. How you get him down the field is your own affair.

In the past winning entries have included: cattle prods, cat O' nine tails, hornets nests in the drunkards BVD's,  Beer on a stick, open keg on the finish line etc.  (The last one ended up in a six way tie.)