Gross Abuse of e-mail has
roused the ire of the big brown frog. He will
visit you, in your boudoir at the least
opportune moment with one of the following:
A) one extremely large
lactose intolerant barking spider.
B) the bouquet of a
100 Amorphophallae in full bloom.
C) Ah-Pooks spent
socks.
D) a border collie
with the Hershey Squirts smelling as if a
regional rendering plant had moved in next door.
To avoid the anger
of the Big Brown Frog, Don’t spam the Clan.
