Rumblings from
The Laird Apparent

The Big Brown Frog Speaks


Gross Abuse of e-mail has roused the ire of the big brown frog. He will visit you, in your boudoir at the least opportune moment with one of the following:

A) one extremely large lactose intolerant barking spider.

B) the bouquet of a 100 Amorphophallae in full bloom.

C) Ah-Pooks spent socks.

D) a border collie with the Hershey Squirts smelling as if a regional rendering plant had moved in next door.

To avoid the anger of the Big Brown Frog, Donít spam the Clan.

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